Saturday, March 27, 2010

Suckerpunch! Suckerpunch! Suckerpunch!

Things I've learned this week:

*Cats have tails and whiskers. But mice also have tails and whiskers. That's where things get confusing for me.

*I am, for the most part, incapable of returning rented/borrowed items in a timely manner. (Library, Family Video, and Mrs. LeBerth--please, please forgive me. I am so full of shame right now.)

*Serifs are apparently more difficult to read on-screen than when printed. So, my blog = fail. Besides, you know, the obvious reasons for it being a failure. (See: two-year hiatus, lack of interesting topics.)

*There's no shame in having shame, unless it's a really embarrassing secret shame that you keep locked away, and when you tell your closest friends about it, they laugh at you and tell you that your shame is pretty darn shameful. This makes a person the worst kind of loser.

*The word "precipitous" can be overused in conversation.

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